Jay Hudson - Nuisance Extraordinaire!

Yes, I haven’t blogged in some time and it pains my heart that the first blog I create is one of such sadness and hurt. If you cry easily please, for the sake of the children, turn away now!

On the InvisionFree Support forum, I, Jay Hudson, have recently become a victim of vandalism of the utmost disgrace! Yesterday at 21:00 hours I discovered the following note being left in my signtaure:

V4nD4l!5!NG JaY’s S!Gn4T0R [/anonymous]

I have yet to catch this culprit and no information is available for me yet. The private detective I have hired is now drunk and has gone missing, but that’s Francis for you.

Please, if anyone has any information contact me:
e-mail @ jay@nothisdoesnotexist.com
or telephone @ 0800 666 ring-an-ocelot
or send me a carrier pigeon*

Please, help me to stop this awful crime before it spread!

In other news, I’m bored. But need to get back into my blogging.
I’m thinking of perhaps writing ‘articles’, as it were, I’m not sure. Any suggestions?

* No guarantee your plump, deliclious pigeon will return…at all.

So, I didn’t get to sleep last night. At all. In spite of how uber tired I was, when I left IRC to go to bed, I just couldn’t. Soooo, I spent a few hours watching garbage while Wolf kept my feet warm. I still wouldn’t fall asleep; by 12:30pm I was going nuts so I decided to head out and go see a friend and he decided he wanted to go to the damn cafe, and me being in no mood to argue, I submitted and went.

I think I fell asleep a few times, not completely but just those weird mini-moments when your head falls down and you boing back up thinking where the hell am I?!?! I’m sure you’ve all had those moments too. I hope. o_O Anyhoo, he goes to the toilets and I’m just sitting there, minding my own business, stirring a vortex into my coffee when all of a sudden I feel something wet on my ear. I assumed it was rain at first but I couldn’t quite explain to myself how it was raining inside the cafe. So, I figure it’s a leak or something but alas it was not as the ceiling appeared to be in mighty fine shape. Or as mighty fine as a ceiling can be…don’t want anyone thinking I have weird hobbies that involve checking out ceilings. o_O

Anyhoo, this was all a moments thought and it bugged me so I turned around and low and behold it turned out some guy had licked my ear. I have no explanation as to why, he was just leaving but he grinned at me like he’d slept with a coat hanger in his mouth or something. I was a bit disturbed to say the least…never had THAT happen to me before. Maybe it was a compliment? A show of affection? Or maybe he was complaining about my ear. Hmmm.

That said, he was mighty cute. Looked around my age too…damn. Oh well, I’m sure there are plenty of other odd, ear licking dudes out there.

That’s it really. Nothing more to tell. I’m still awake and ready to cry; I CAN’T SLEEP!!!!

You know it makes sense.

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