Shocking News!
Yes, I haven’t blogged in some time and it pains my heart that the first blog I create is one of such sadness and hurt. 
If you cry easily please, for the sake of the children, turn away now!
On the InvisionFree Support forum, I, Jay Hudson, have recently become a victim of vandalism of the utmost disgrace! Yesterday at 21:00 hours I discovered the following note being left in my signtaure:
V4nD4l!5!NG JaY’s S!Gn4T0R [/anonymous]
I have yet to catch this culprit and no information is available for me yet. The private detective I have hired is now drunk and has gone missing, but that’s Francis for you.
Please, if anyone has any information contact me:
e-mail @ jay@nothisdoesnotexist.com
or telephone @ 0800 666 ring-an-ocelot
or send me a carrier pigeon*
Please, help me to stop this awful crime before it spread!
In other news, I’m bored. But need to get back into my blogging. 
I’m thinking of perhaps writing ‘articles’, as it were, I’m not sure. Any suggestions?
* No guarantee your plump, deliclious pigeon will return…at all.
damn Vandals AKA Matthew :p
Comment by Huddy — October 6, 2005 @ 9:41 am
Here’s my card:
Loggeh’s Private Snooping
1337 leet St NYC
Available mondays and wednesdays with the 90% chance that I will be too lazy/too busy eating chips to take your case.
Comment by Logik — October 6, 2005 @ 8:21 pm
Employ Jeremy. He’ll find and/or kill the culprit.
Comment by Yodaminch — October 7, 2005 @ 12:28 am
Whover that guy is, he can’t do 1337 well. Just call St.Jimmy. He’s a saint.
Comment by Zero R. — October 9, 2005 @ 3:42 am
How very awkward. I wonder who it is….
Comment by Jappyx — October 9, 2005 @ 9:11 am
You’ve also been caught by the vandalator, unless that’s you?
Comment by Luke6006 — October 9, 2005 @ 10:05 pm
Just give me a call and i will get the sig busters on the case
Comment by Alienkid — December 2, 2005 @ 10:22 am
shit
Comment by Alienkid — December 2, 2005 @ 10:25 am
I hope they don’t know it ’tis me!
Comment by rJay — February 17, 2006 @ 11:57 am