Shocking News!
Yes, I haven’t blogged in some time and it pains my heart that the first blog I create is one of such sadness and hurt. 
If you cry easily please, for the sake of the children, turn away now!
On the InvisionFree Support forum, I, Jay Hudson, have recently become a victim of vandalism of the utmost disgrace! Yesterday at 21:00 hours I discovered the following note being left in my signtaure:
V4nD4l!5!NG JaY’s S!Gn4T0R [/anonymous]
I have yet to catch this culprit and no information is available for me yet. The private detective I have hired is now drunk and has gone missing, but that’s Francis for you.
Please, if anyone has any information contact me:
e-mail @ jay@nothisdoesnotexist.com
or telephone @ 0800 666 ring-an-ocelot
or send me a carrier pigeon*
Please, help me to stop this awful crime before it spread!
In other news, I’m bored. But need to get back into my blogging. 
I’m thinking of perhaps writing ‘articles’, as it were, I’m not sure. Any suggestions?
* No guarantee your plump, deliclious pigeon will return…at all.
