Jay Hudson - Nuisance Extraordinaire!

Heh, I recently received a rather interesting e-mail from someone at IF. Now whether it was from support I don’t know but since it had no other address from the forums I work on I can only assume it was. But that is of little relevance anyway. The e-mail itself was insulting yet I couldn’t help but chuckle at the sender’s stupidity.

As most will know I’m gay and I’m pretty open about it. Now it seems this e-mail, regarding the bannishment of gay marriage in America (trying to drum up my humble support), wasn’t sent with any thought or due care. Had it been, I probably wouldn’t have received it anyway what with me being gay and all. Unless of course this guy really is a huge dumbass. Whatsmore, I’m not American so it’s apparant he really must have just decided to spam up my e-mail for his sad little campaign. I’ll let you read it.

From: John H. Sumter john@gaymarriageiswrong.com
To: blibbleyblob
Date: Jun 1, 2005 2:14 AM
Subject: Take a stand!

Dear voter,

Hello, my name is John Sumter. I help run a website called “GayMarriageIsWrong”, or GMIW. We are an organization dedicated to bringing about the banning of gay marriage. We, in our society, believe that gay marriage is morally wrong. Just because some guy cannot get a girl, is no reason to turn gay.

We all support George W. Bush in the gay marriage issue. Please help our fine organization ban gay marriages.

But we are yet to stop there! After working long hours into banning gay marriages, we will attempt to bring about a law banning all gays! Do you want to live in a society with a bunch of fags and gay people? No! Who really does?

Please stay tuned to your local newspaper, as our story might get a story, and touch the heart of local civilians.

Thanks again and have a wonderful day!

Yours truly,
John

I was hesitant to respond at first but I thought ‘what the heck, I’ll vent my not built up frustration and anger’.

Dear jackass,

I have had a very wonderful day until I read your e-mail. Do the world a favour and die already, we don’t need more scum like you hanging around, making everyone miserable because your life is deprived of any meaning and sex. And take your stupid, arrogant, pathetic, ass kissing, country invading, humanity destroying leader with you. Sheesh, how many dumbasses are there in America that support the path of idiocy? How does it go for you?

Dillusion > Potato Chips > Beer > Rational > Sanity > Life?

And you have more than proven how big a dumbass you truly are: you contacted a gay man! Duh, do you just take any e-mail and then spam it up, hoping to scrape up some support because your fat ass is incapable of taking you out the living room door into the world which you fear has changed so much since you last went for a piss?

Here’s a tip from a queer to a quack: research who you send your e-mails to, that way you don’t look like a stupid little fucked up school kid with bad achne who can’t catch himself a cold let alone a date.

And thank you for giving me this e-mail, I’ll be sure to redirect my spam to you in the future.

—
Jay Hudson (aka OcelotJay),
InvisionFree Community Moderator and Nuisance Extraordinare

Ah, that feels good. ^_^

In the eternal words of Rory: “John H. Sumter; you sir, are an idiot.”